"keep the change"

this morning, i boarded a jeep that has this uber dugyot kundoktor. eow kung eow! normally kase umuupo ako sa likod ng kundoktor. yun yung lagi kong pwesto. kaya lng pag-upung-upo ko kanina e ayan na. andyan na ung buga ng yosi smoke that i uber hate! so i gave up my fave spot and transferred to the driver's side na mejo malayo sa driver kase maaabot pa rin ako ng usok dun. so nakasimangot akong nakatingin sa kundoktor. and then i saw his eowness.

eto ang estima ko. he looks that he's in his mid-sixties but he's only prolly in his late fifties. dahil mukha syang mabisyong tao kaya naisip ko yun. anyone who has a lotta vices would look older than their age, di ba? going back to describing him....maitim, mukhang 2 days nang hindi naliligo, madumi kuko. pero ok lng yung ganun eh. mate-take ko pa din un for a kundoktor. pero tsong, ung pagblow nya ng nose nya for how many times using his bare hands na parang papaliparin na lng sa hangin kng anuman ung lumabas....ung pag-spit nya outside, tas pag-blow nya uli....ay $*&@#*&%$!!!!! that is precisely something i couldn't take!!!! eeeeeekkk!!!! so while looking at him and seeing his kadiri way, i muttered "EOW" *sabay iling* under my breath.

and i said to myself that no matter what happens, as in NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, hinding-hinding-hinde ako mag-aabot ng sukling ibibigay nya sa mga pasahero. keber ko kng magalit ang sinumang magalit. eow eh!!! and buti na lng e meron akong exact coins for my fare, dahil kng wala at susuklian nya ko, i surely would say, "keep the (friggin') change."